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jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

cofierce:

Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson

cofierce:

Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson

[Our DM's name is Jordan] "We can name ourselves whatever we want, so I suggest the 'World's Energized Haven from Anguish, Torture, and Extrapolation, Juxtaposing Order and Regular Death with Anarchy and Nudity,' or W.E. H.A.T.E. J.O.R.D.A.N. for short."

outofcontextdnd:

Normally I let other people handle quotes that come in through asks rather than submissions, but I liked this one too much to let it slip by.

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

outofcontextdnd:

Over the course of a conversation regarding a prophecy, the party said the name Lucifer three times.

Lucifer: Did somebody say my name?

Alexandra (Paladin): Detect evi-

Lucifer: Let me save you some time……….. Yes.

I’m waiting for my kid by the playground to get out of school…

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

And he just ran by with plastic Cap shield screaming, “Take down Hydra!” with about eight other kids chasing him. 

Omg, he just skidded to a halt and back tracked and said, “Hey mom!” And he plucked one little girl from the cluster of boys and said, “This is Black Widow!”

That was so Steve Rogers it hurt. 

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outofcontextdnd:

Our Inquisitor gives a speech trying to explain to the council of a town that they should be careful and not take out their fear and hate on the entirety of another race of nomadic humans…

DM: “You all get the feeling that they’re hearing what you say, but you can kind of tell that they’re not really taking in the words the way that you were hoping.”
Sorcerer: “The wheel’s turning, but the hamster is racist.”